Am I being harsh on Steve Bruce?
He's not a looker, but we won't hold that against him. How could we when his own club even promotes the idea of taking a dump on him?!
Yes, Hull City - King Tigers of Yorkshire - are selling a Steve Bruce toilet seat ahead of their FA Cup Final with Arsenal on Saturday. Here is the evidence...
So you can't actually shit on him, but you could piss on him. Seems a little strange to say the least, and not sure I'd want to compare my johnson to his nose!